tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59236713492152132632024-03-18T21:10:38.439-07:00Getting Into SingaporeDavid Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.comBlogger79125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-79264225579249079762014-02-04T04:16:00.000-08:002014-02-04T04:16:50.823-08:00Not so SMRTSMRT has a new look. The lower side panels of their buses and cabs have a bunch of yellow/orange, orange/red, and black squares of varying size. The black ones can hardly be seen against the dark plum background of the cabs - why even have them? The squares are scattered in an irregular pattern but all are oriented with the base parallel to the ground.<br />
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What's worse than the incompatible color scheme is the message. When I see a can of Coke the gently curving white ribbon seems to say "It goes down nice and easy."<br />
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What do the scattered squares say? Rigidity. Gridlock. Disintegration. These are the last things I want to think about when looking at public transport.<br />
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<br />David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-17213326771100473652013-08-05T06:09:00.000-07:002013-08-05T06:09:26.500-07:00Clean dishes on the way? It was announced today that some of our hawkers may be outsourcing their dishwashing. This can only be an improvement over the current system, which works like this:<br />
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1. Dirty plates are collected and remaining food is dumped or scraped into the trash.<br />
2. Dirty plates are put into pails of water to soak.<br />
3. Plates are returned to stalls to be used again.<br />
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I have poked around hawker centers and don't usually see any sign of hot water let alone soap. Maybe they have a secret room with turbocharged automatic dishwashers and ultraviolet sterilizers.<br />
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Let's hope the new contractors use soap and hot water, and store the clean dishes in a clean place until they are returned. David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-11097602447105612112012-06-12T22:30:00.003-07:002012-06-12T22:49:00.741-07:00This could happen only in SingaporeThe latest obstacle on the road to becoming a more gracious society has appeared in the form of a durian tree in a HDB estate on Moulmein Road. The tree, which is on public land, produces about 100 durians a year, which the neighbors fight over. One Mr. Lim claims to own the tree and threatens or curses at anyone he suspects may be out to steal his fruit. He's an ugly person, says Madam Wee, who admits to hogging ten per cent of the tree's output all by herself. <div><br /></div><div>Other residents reportedly queue up for a chance at the fruit. I wonder how that works - do they queue single file and wait for the next fruit to fall? Or do they all form a circle and pounce as soon as a durian drops? How long are these people willing to wait? Don't they queue enough at the bank, the ATM, the supermarket, the post office, the polyclinic, the taxi stand, the food court, etc.? </div><div><br /></div><div>All we need now is for some daring and creative person to put a sticker on the trunk saying "<b><i>My grandfather tree</i></b>."</div>David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-648781527639114482012-05-11T02:28:00.006-07:002012-05-11T02:58:00.626-07:00The new book is out!<b><i>Great Expatations</i></b>, a collection of essays contributed by various expats in Singapore, has just been published by Marshall Cavendish. It should be available in a bookstore near you, maybe even at Popular, if they can shove their mountains of school assessments aside far enough to make room for an actual book!<div><br /></div><div>I have two contributions in the collection: "Holiday Blues" and "A Home in the Heartlands?" There are also pieces by some of my friends and colleagues, including Heather Hansen, Nick French, Tremaine du Preez, Alison Lester, and Nishant Kasibhatla. Other contributors include Botak Jones and Courts' CEO Terry O'Connor.</div><div><br /></div><div>Here is an excerpt from "A Home in the Heartlands?" </div><div><br /></div><div><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 11.5px Helvetica"> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:officedocumentsettings> <o:allowpng/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> <w:trackformatting/> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:donotpromoteqf/> <w:lidthemeother>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:lidthemeasian>JA</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:lidthemecomplexscript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> 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mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Cambria; mso-ascii-font-family:Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Cambria; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--> <!--StartFragment--> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;">Condos are big sellers now. You will see enticing newspaper ads and TV commercials featuring attractive Caucasian, Eurasian, and Pan Asian people who do not live anywhere in this country, lounging by the pool, enjoying a drink on the balcony with a stunning sea view, or sitting at the piano in their living room dressed like they’re ready to go to the casino in a James Bond movie. They are even wearing expensive shoes in their home! Based on these ads, you might run down to the show flat and see an exquisite architectural model made of cardboard with a few tiny luxury sports cars in the driveway.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;">This heavenly depiction of condo life is not just poetic (or advertising) license; it is a complete and utter fabrication! Once the condo is built, the actual sea view will look like a maritime parking lot for rusting cargo ships, though there might be some small patches of murky green water visible between the ships. They never show these old hulks in the renderings. A non-sea view will feature the next apartment block up close and personal. As you survey the other units you will not see anyone as gorgeous or as beautifully dressed as the people in the ads. What you will see is lots of your neighbors’ laundry hanging from windows and balconies.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;">For some reason the furniture and interiors of these dream homes are always snow white. This is not practical at all. During the Hungry Ghost Month and certain other festivals when incense and joss paper is burned smoke will come pouring into your home, covering the furniture in gray ash. The management of our condo has put a ring of metal canisters around the perimeter of the entire development for the joss burning faithful. I guarantee no property developer ever puts tiny canisters on their fancy cardboard models!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <!--EndFragment--><p></p></div><div><br /></div><div>I'll bet you can't wait to see how this ends! Don't wait for the book to come to the library, go buy it! </div><div><br /></div>David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-12785051115945143652012-03-02T01:14:00.002-08:002012-03-02T01:23:16.271-08:00Trapped in the lift at Orchard Central<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:officedocumentsettings> <o:allowpng/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> <w:trackformatting/> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:donotpromoteqf/> <w:lidthemeother>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:lidthemeasian>JA</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:lidthemecomplexscript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> 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mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Cambria; mso-ascii-font-family:Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Cambria; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--> <!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-font-family:Georgia;">A few days ago I had an early morning meeting with some colleagues at an Orchard Road coffee joint (as opposed to the Singaporean variety of coffee shop). I parked at Orchard Central. To get into the car park you have to ascend an interminable spiral that can cause permanent psychological trauma. It was not yet 8am so hardly any cars were there, but it still was a long way up before I could park.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Arial;">I pressed for the lift and it opened. I got in and pressed the lobby. The lift went down, but it would not open. I fiddled with the buttons, but no luck. I pressed the alarm, and miraculously a voice responded. I explained my plight, and the voice said the door would not open until 8.05, about ten minutes. I really didn’t care to wait. If the door lets me in and takes me down it should then let me out. I decided to find a way out. The doors are made of some kind of Plexiglas that is virtually indestructible. (Don’t ask me how I know that!) Soon (but not soon enough!) the lift magically took me back up several stories higher than where I entered and the door opened. I got out and walked down many many many steps to freedom.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-font-family:Georgia;">Not only is the parking garage there a disaster, the mall itself is extremely confusing and inhospitable. The only thing about it that works is the exit gate, which exacted a high price from me in monetary terms as well as psychic well-being. The only reason to go that waste of space is for Cold Stone, but you can get there from the street. Unfortunately, it wasn’t open that early.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-1746758400754386032012-02-27T17:24:00.002-08:002012-02-27T17:29:58.384-08:00New and improved hawker centres?<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:officedocumentsettings> <o:allowpng/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> <w:trackformatting/> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:donotpromoteqf/> <w:lidthemeother>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:lidthemeasian>JA</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:lidthemecomplexscript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> 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There was no recommendation to require that all dishware and utensils be washed in hot soapy water. I can’t believe not one of the 18 committee members thought of that! </span></p> <!--EndFragment-->David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-27695060334278949422012-01-31T19:41:00.000-08:002012-01-31T19:51:17.547-08:00Jalan Besar tourist prisonSome shop houses along Jalan Besar have been propped up with support bars by the LTA to minimize damage from ongoing MRT construction in the area. The black-and-yellow striped bars look like barriers from a crime scene (which it is not) or a construction site (which it is, peripherally) and have been likened to a prison. The fear is visitors and tourists will be put off by it and assume it is not safe to go there.<div><br /></div><div>The problem is not the bars themselves but the message they send: Danger - stay away. The solution is simple. Paint the bars in bright colors (lime green, bright orange, hot pink, etc.) and it will look artsy, even inviting. No one would associate that with a warning barrier.</div>David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-38266411468501102172011-10-22T23:28:00.000-07:002011-10-22T23:34:11.250-07:00Obedient Wives<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:officedocumentsettings> <o:pixelsperinch>96</o:PixelsPerInch> <o:targetscreensize>800x600</o:TargetScreenSize> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> <w:trackformatting/> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:donotpromoteqf/> <w:lidthemeother>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:lidthemeasian>JA</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:lidthemecomplexscript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:compatibility> 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This is a group of Muslim women in Malaysia and a few other Muslim countries which is apparently making inroads in Singapore as well, though local Muslim leaders have distanced themselves from the group. These obedient wives believe that a Muslim woman has a duty to please her husband in bed to keep him from seeking adventure elsewhere. They have stirred up controversy, with some Believers upset because they deem the subject matter unsuitable for public discussion, and other Believers upset because it objectifies women and suggests that wives are somehow responsible for the infidelity of their husbands.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:85%;">As a non-Believer, I find it troubling for an altogether different reason. The OWC has released a book entitled “Islamic Sex: Fighting Against Jews to Return Islamic Sex to the World.” I don’t understand why the words “Fighting Against Jews” appear in the title. Are they suggesting that Jews have something to do with the absence of Islamic sex? How is “Fighting Against Jews” relevant to the subject?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:85%;">In a country that emphasizes religious harmony and forbids comments that can incite religious tension I find it curious that these words have been published at least twice without explanation. 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The queues were super long, as in nearly to the back of the store. I was glad I’d be in the ‘express’ lane. Or so I thought. There are actually three registers at the express lane, but only one of them was open. The line snaked down an aisle quite a distance, about 15 customers long and getting longer. You would have thought they were giving food away for free! Or you might assume that their stuff was really excellent. It isn’t. In fact, this place is pretty much near the bottom of the local supermarket hierarchy, along with its sister store the super-gigantic-mega-hypermarket. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG">The cashier’s name was May. Not ‘Mae’, who says “Don’t wait!” on the TV commercial, but ‘May’ as in “you’re going to wait a hell of a long time to pay for those things.” May was doing her best and I don’t blame her one bit. But I couldn’t believe a manager would allow such a state, so I asked May if the store even had a manager. After all, some orchestras don’t even have a conductor and manage to play just fine, so I thought maybe the store was trying to save costs by not having anyone in charge. May got on the speaker and called for the manager. Twice. Then a third time. I didn’t want to delay the other customers, so I went to those doors with the ‘authorized personnel only’ signs and opened them, calling for the manager. A young lady came out and told me the manager was in a meeting and wasn’t available. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG">I sure hope that meeting was in fact a mass hiring interview. I don’t go to that store all the time (or I would have killed myself by now), but I’ve been there several times when all of the queues have been intolerably long, so I know it’s not a rare occurrence. On a few occasions I abandoned my basket and left rather than wait in line.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG">That manager should not have been in a meeting at that time. If he cannot manage to have adequate staff on hand he should have been at the register next to May helping her (and his customers) out. What is his job, to have meetings? Or to provide a quality shopping experience for his customers?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG">They have some kind of loyalty card called the “Passion” card. May asked me whether I had the Passion card, as they all do, and I told her I had no passion whatsoever for that place. And while they always ask, no one has ever asked me whether I want one or explained how to get one or what it would do for me. 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In addition, some believe it is not wholesome and family friendly enough. This comes in the wake of new changes in management personnel.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:100%;">The event has proved popular in the past, and over 1,000 tickets have already been sold. In addition, 17 polytechnic students have put in a lot of work developing characters and costumes as part of a school project.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:100%;">Halloween can be a fun family event. It can also be fun for teens and young adults, even if not suitable for the wee tots.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <span lang="EN-SG" style="line-height: 115%; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:100%;">The rationale strikes me as highly bogus. It reminds me of the time a group of religious fanatics took over a women’s organization and tried to cram their anti-homosexual agenda down everyone’s throats. Perhaps some ultra-religious anti-devil fanatics are operating behind the scenes. I can’t wait to see who is unmasked and what tricks lie ahead. BOO!</span></span><!--EndFragment-->David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-91390555115963921042011-08-28T18:23:00.000-07:002011-08-28T18:28:27.542-07:00Ugly people need not apply<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">There has been some discussion lately about the coming of clothing store Abercrombie & Fitch to Orchard Road. Most of the talk has centered not on the merits of having their clothes available, nor on their giant billboard of a nearly naked young man clearly in need of clothes (A&F or any others), but on their practice of hiring only very attractive young people to work as salespeople. There always follows a deafening silence – the sound of no one mentioning SIA’s long standing practice of hiring (and retaining) only very attractive young stewardesses.<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">I might be more likely to buy clothing from an attractive person than an ugly one, but I would definitely be more likely to buy from a knowledgeable and helpful person who took an interest in me than from a clueless person, no matter how good looking. And being served by a gorgeous stewardess does not make the food taste any better.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <span lang="EN-SG" style="line-height: 115%; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Today’s “Home” section in the Straits Times had an above the fold story of A&F’s no ugly people policy, as well as mention of a few small local companies that also seemed to have only good looking counter help. Again, no mention of our sacred cow airline. But below the fold was a half page ad featuring a beautiful Singapore Girl hovering over a passenger. Talk about irony!</span></span></span><!--EndFragment--> David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-79566246721506530072011-08-07T01:58:00.000-07:002011-08-07T02:26:20.839-07:00This family is begging for trouble<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">In the wake of some recent lip service about whether to mandate time off for maids comes a report about a Swiss family who give their maid not just one day off a month but every Sunday off. Not only that, they give her public holidays off. They also gave her a camera for Christmas and pay her fees for a photography class.<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">What’s the matter with these people? They’re spoiling the market for everyone else. Pretty soon other maids will want to have time off and be treated like human beings. Where will it all end?<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <span lang="EN-SG" style="line-height: 115%; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Not to worry, these people will get what’s coming to them. It’s just a matter of time before she turns her employers’ home into a brothel, invites over boyfriends who steal from the home, gets pregnant, and maybe makes a few bucks from selling some pictures. God knows what else she might do. She’s been working here for fourteen years and so far she hasn't been caught doing anything illegal, but that’s probably just luck. Those naïve Swiss are going to learn the hard way that you just can’t trust a maid!</span></span></span><!--EndFragment--><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"> </span></span><div><span lang="EN-SG" style="line-height:115%;font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:EN-SG;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG;mso-bidi-language:AR-SAfont-family:";font-size:12.0pt;"><br /></span></div>David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-21162031320685533162011-07-20T05:43:00.000-07:002011-07-20T05:46:07.183-07:00Hacker backer sacks attacker<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG">Wendi Deng, wife of Rupert Murdoch, quickly beat back an attacker who threw shaving foam at her hubby. The beleaguered media mogul was appearing before a parliamentary committee in London that was conducting an inquiry into his news organization’s hacking of phone lines.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG">That was a quick reaction by the feisty lady. Or was it? Did she know he was coming? Perhaps the foamer was hacked.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-33096597704691682172011-07-16T23:48:00.000-07:002011-07-17T00:01:15.888-07:00Orchid Revolution?<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">Ever since the election the government has been bending over backwards to appear responsive to the people. I had strange thoughts creeping into my head – is the whip being passed from the government to the governed? Spring Singapore chairman Philip Yeo expressed fear that the government may become “terrified of the people” and pamper them too much. A reader wrote in to the Straits Times expressing a similar fear. Though the Speaker’s Corner is empty as usual, could we be in the midst of an Orchid Revolution?<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">Meanwhile, over at the Maplewoods condominium, a bunch of crybaby residents are whining about construction work on the new MRT line going on outside their development. After hearing their alternative plan, LTA engineers felt it would cause delay, but that that did not satisfy the residents. I guess these Complaint Kings and Queens think they know better than the professionals who have done a remarkable job to date in building a world-class mass transit system. It looks like the whiners will secure a number of concessions, or “goodies,” after their pathetic outburst. Which means we can expect more to come – if not from them, then from many others who will no doubt try to follow their example.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">MRT related construction is causing disruption all over Bukit Timah and other areas. Maplewoods owners will benefit greatly when the new line is completed, with a station right outside their door. They will gladly accept the increase in value to their property and the proximity to the MRT. They just don’t want to bear any inconvenience along the way. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <span style="line-height: 115%; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">There are few things in life as irritating as a spoiled brat – except for a hundred of them. </span></span></span><!--EndFragment--><div><span style="line-height: 115%; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div>David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-31818192543953884632011-07-10T02:59:00.000-07:002011-07-10T03:04:58.334-07:00These foreigners are getting out of control!<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size: 12.0pt;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Straits Times columnist Sumiko Tan vented some half-hearted gripes about the invasion of foreigners in Singapore. She laments the cacophony of Chinese dialects other than the ones she’s accustomed to, and the foreigners’ penchant for hanging laundry on playground equipment instead of on bamboo poles, balcony railings, and parapets like real Singaporeans do. Maybe it’s just me, but I haven’t noticed much change. In fact, when I’m on the MRT and hear the announcement about reporting suspicious looking characters, I’m thinking they all look pretty suspicious to me!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size: 12.0pt;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Ms Tan is lucky she didn’t grow up in Miami, which has been subject to a fifty-year invasion of Spanish speakers who make little or no effort to speak English, monopolize many jobs because of that language divide, and disrupt traffic by selling oranges, flowers, and cocaine at your car window. They paint their houses in shades of papaya, lavender, and aquamarine instead of white or beige. Miami streets are named after foreign statesmen and heroes unknown to most Americans. Politics has been dragged into the gutter (more so and earlier than in other parts of the US) and corruption is off the charts. [Disclaimer: I’m not saying the population shift was the <i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">sole</i> cause of <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">all</i> of these ills, but merely point out that they resemble conditions traditionally found in South America more than in North America.] Because they have used their political weight to impose an embargo on Cuba, which has loopholes for themselves, the foreigners have more freedom in America than native-born Americans do.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size: 12.0pt;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Singapore has always had a rojak population (see how I’ve adapted!), and most of the newcomers are from the same countries as Singaporeans’ ancestors. Foreigners in Singapore generally speak the language(s), have a hard time getting citizenship, keep their noses out of politics, and rarely venture any harsh or non-mainstream opinions. They pay more for medical and other services and are clearly second-class in many ways. Maids and foreign laborers are treated well below second-class. (Okay, so some foreigners do have stronger opinions!)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size: 12.0pt;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">The bottom line is the world is changing far faster than most people would like, and we all feel alienated or left behind in some ways. Deal with it.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size: 12.0pt;mso-ansi-language:EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size: 12.0pt;mso-ansi-language:EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-91473687847135259742011-07-03T08:37:00.000-07:002011-07-04T23:00:35.482-07:004th of July<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US;font-size:12.0pt;">After 11 years of celebrating Independence Day with a lonely hamburger, we finally made it to the American Association’s 4<sup>th</sup> of July bash this year at the Sembawang naval base. About a hundred US sailors are permanently stationed at the base, which is shared with the British, Australian, and New Zealand navies.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US;font-size:12.0pt;">There were several thousand people roaming the grounds and picnicking on blankets, many wearing college T-shirts, athletic jerseys, and other articles of distinctly American clothing. A few bands performed the sort of music you would expect from middle-aged performers – Springsteen, Allman Brothers, and a lot of country music. On this occasion even songs I never really liked sounded good.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US;font-size:12.0pt;">I never saw so many ang mohs and so few Singaporeans at one time in Singapore. In fact, the only thing to remind me that I was in Singapore was the long queue for the toilets. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US;font-size:12.0pt;">There were lots of organized activities for the kids, and at least one unofficial one – a bunch of adventurous kids were riding down a steep embankment on large cardboard sheets. In the evening there was a modest fireworks display. There was also plenty of food and beer. I had ribs, a pork sandwich, and cole slaw. Margarete and Cherisse had hot dogs, chicken wings, and lemonade. All of the food was reasonably priced. It was so nice to have a meal without rice or noodles!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;line-height:normal;mso-pagination: none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US;font-size:12.0pt;">After our four hour vacation we boarded the shuttle bus back to Sembawang MRT station. The bus traveled just a few blocks, but it brought us from one world to another. I’m sure we’ll be back next year. <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-36689242826431014472011-06-21T20:27:00.000-07:002011-06-21T21:02:56.160-07:00These maids are getting out of control!<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Maids are in the news again. Maids in Singapore are a hardworking bunch.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Many of them have to wake up at 5:00am and work nonstop until after midnight.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The first thing they do in the morning is wash the car.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">They do this every day, even if the car has been unused since the previous day and is still sparkling.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">We sometimes hear of a maid who isn’t given enough food.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">As cheap as food is here, some maids only get one or two slices of bread a day.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Fortunately, they can sometimes get a bit of extra food from a neighbor’s maid.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Quite a few maids fall to their death each year while cleaning windows.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The government has tried to teach employers how to safeguard their maids, but they still keep splattering on the pavement.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I suspect many of them lean out too far because they are terrified at what might happen if they miss a spot.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Many employers abuse their maids for the slightest reasons.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">And the abuse is not a simple slap or punch as you might expect.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">An informal SORRI survey of newspaper accounts over the last twelve years suggests that the most common forms of maid abuse are:</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Beating her with a bamboo pole, broomstick, clothes hanger, or cooking spoon<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Smashing her head into the wall<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Scalding her with boiling water<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Burning her with a hot clothes iron<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> For some reason, pinching her breasts is also a popular form of abuse.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Once in a while an employer (usually a woman) goes to jail for maid abuse, sometimes for several weeks, but these punishments are very light compared to those meted out for other offenses.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I am sure many more instances of maid abuse never become public because the maid is paid to keep quiet, or she is too terrified or ignorant to take action.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Some maids are sent home before they even earn enough to repay the loans they took to come here, thus going home in worse financial shape than the poverty that drove them to come here in the first place, simply because they were cursed with a lousy employer.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">There has been talk of making it mandatory for employers to give their maids one day off every week. Predictably, most of the talk from the street opposes the idea. Some complain because they need their maids every day to take care of elderly parents, young children, or invalids. But many are more concerned that their maids will get into trouble by getting boyfriends, getting pregnant, or doing part time work. The thinking seems to be "I'm not paying her to have a life, I'm paying her to work."</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">To these people I'd like to say:</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Your maid was a human being long before she became "your" maid. Her time off (if any) is hers. If she wants companionship on her day off that's her choice. If she gets pregnant she'll be on the next flight home, so it won't be your problem. If you're worried about the expense of sending her back and replacing her, that's the risk you agreed to when you took her. And Singaporeans tend to admire ambitious go getters of the non-maid variety, so why is it so bad if a maid wants to earn extra money? They didn't come here because they want to care for your family, they came to make money to support theirs. </span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">In addition to giving maids tests to determine whether they are suitable to work here as maids, we should test would-be employers to determine whether they are worthy of having a maid.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-87112377537122426192011-06-02T05:24:00.000-07:002011-06-02T05:40:45.542-07:00Bank speaks Plain English<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG">OCBC Bank announced that they have adopted the Plain English approach. They will begin using simple language instead of legalese for their contracts with customers.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG">When I was in law school twenty five years ago we were taught to draft documents in Plain English. For example, instead of writing “cease and desist” we would write “stop.” I thought that was a good idea. When you’re charging a client a princely sum to draft a document it is only fair that said client should be able to peruse and comprehend said document, regardless of the cranial capacity and level of intellect of the aforesaid client. As a young attorney I began using simple language in my documents and turned them over to the senior partner for his approval. He would take out his red pen and change all my “stop”s to “cease and desist”s. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG">If OCBC can get these past their legal department it will be a welcome change.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-75467664430275632322011-05-25T22:15:00.000-07:002011-05-25T22:17:28.742-07:00SIA to launch low-cost carrier<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG">That was the exact headline from today’s ST. And welcome news it is. I have often thought it would be wonderful to fly non-stop to the US and speed up the miserably long flight I make every year, but SIA’s current flights that go direct to New York have no economy class whatsoever!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG">It makes good business sense. Let the highly profitable airline take only high-paying business and first class passengers, and start a budget airline for regular people who don’t have $10,000 to spend on a single ticket.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG">The new airline would focus on medium and long haul flights. Most Singaporeans have done the usual holidays in the region – Bali, Phuket, Hong Kong, etc. This might help them get to more distant destinations, without paying SIA’s usual pricey rates.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-SG" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-language:EN-SG">There are other synergies as well. Instead of firing their Singapore Girls when they get pregnant, or develop crow’s feet, they could simply redeploy them to the low-end side of the operation.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-47043435072250952012011-05-25T21:57:00.000-07:002011-05-25T21:59:58.231-07:00Singapore BiennaleThere has been some controversy surrounding the recent Singapore Biennale, aside from the removal/shutdown/censoring/call-it-what-you-will of the installation piece with the gay porn. It concerns the attendance figures of the event.<div><br />The Biennale supposedly drew over 900,000 visitors to its various venues, including the Singapore Art Museum. Over 700,000 “visitors” were passing by public displays, a highly suspect figure. SAM itself drew about 740,000 in all of 2009. The world renowned Venice Biennale drew a measley 375,000 during six months in 2009, according to the Straits Times. The paper further states that about 196,000 attended SAM, the National Museum, the highly publicized Merlion Hotel exhibit, and the Old Kallang Airport location during the two month run.</div><div><br />Dividing 740,000 by 12, let’s say SAM would have had about 62,000 visitors a month, or 124,000 during the entire event. Take that from 196,000 and you get 72,000. I assume the National Museum also gets several thousand visitors in a normal month, and the Merlion Hotel exhibit had so much hype it no doubt lured many thousands of curiousity seekers. Which leaves just a few for the Old Kallang Airport.</div><div><br />I joined the extended family for an afternoon at OKA during the Biennale. It was a weekend afternoon, billed as “Family Day,” yet the place was not crowded by any measurement. Cherisse made three kites, a couple of badges, and a cardboard house at the kiddie art area. I ventured into a few of the buildings to see the “professional” art. And what did I see?</div><div><br />There was one space (a good art critic doesn’t use words like “room,” we prefer “space”) containing the contents of a Chinese provision shop. Lots of plastic buckets, porcelain bowls with roosters painted on them, feather dusters, etc. I guess this was for the benefit of any local or tourist who never ventured into such a shop in Chinatown. Pointless. Another room (I mean space) was filled with huge paper tubes representing who knows what. There was a very fake looking German barn with some real live boys in lederhosen lounging on the hay, which might have qualified as child porn in some places.</div><div><br />I have done a few installation and performance art pieces during my high school and university days, and my idea of art encompasses more than the traditional still life/portrait/landscape kind of thing. But I have to say this was the worst art exhibition I have ever seen, and a few of my friends felt the same way. The best part was a large space (there I go again – damn, I’m good!) filled with hundreds of drawings by local primary school students. </div><div> <br />Forget the incredibly misleading numbers, this event was an unpopular fiasco. And I don’t mean to belittle the organizers, the people helping the tykes make their kites, or the primary schoolers. I just hope they do a better job next time.<br /></div>David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-84134578644597763602011-04-30T05:21:00.000-07:002011-04-30T05:23:59.345-07:00I'll drink to that...I was in a bookstore this afternoon. Actually, it’s more of a stationery shop as it sells more school supplies and school assessment materials than books. I won’t mention the name, but let’s just say it’s quite a popular chain. <br /><br />Anyway, they had a large selection of board games. Alongside Monopoly and Cluedo I was shocked to see a game called Drinking Roulette, another called Shots and Ladders, and two other drinking games. I had the impression that they catered mostly to the primary school market, but it seems they have something for the university crowd as well.David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-9552759348257152532011-04-01T02:26:00.000-07:002011-04-01T03:02:53.564-07:00I know it when I see itAn artist had an installation on display at the Singapore Art Museum, but something was missing, namely, a number of gay pornographic magazines that had been part of the exhibit. Said magazines had been removed by SAM, allegedly without the knowledge or consent of the artist. While SAM may have had some legal concerns, the artist could have been consulted.<br /><br />Kudos to Straits Times columnist Ong Sor Fern for her courageous stand. She not only lashed out at the museum, she compared their actions to vandalism! Actually, she said it was “tantamount to an act of vandalism,” and further qualified her statement with a “to me”. Still, pretty gutsy. Whether her comparison is accurate or not, I don’t expect anyone at SAM to be caned like Michael Fay or Ollie Fricker.<br /><br />I recall seeing some X-rated art in China (okay, it was actually Taiwan), where the galleries containing the “offending” images had been cordoned off and warning signs displayed. Pretty liberal, eh?<br /><br />I gotta wonder whether it was the gay part of the porn that set off the censors. Perhaps Ms. Ong or fellow intrepid columnist Andy Ho would like to look into that. What with Yale hooking up with NUS with the understanding that discussions on campus will be free as befits a liberal arts college, perhaps the times they are a-changin’.David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-55415249658930548042011-03-06T22:48:00.000-08:002011-03-06T22:51:12.110-08:00Driving for exerciseHomeowners near MacRitchie Reservoir are having problems with joggers parking their cars in front of their homes, sometimes blocking their driveway and causing them to park far from their own homes. This is due to the public parking lot charging for what was until recently free parking.<br /><br />Here’s how it works. The joggers get into their cars, pay for petrol, maybe even pay ERP charges, drive to the reservoir, and park in the surrounding neighbourhood because they are too cheap to pay for parking at the reservoir itself.<br /><br />What is the point of driving your car so you can go jogging? Why not jog to the nearest park? Don’t they have sidewalks in their own neighbourhoods?David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-45221328408787027682011-02-28T19:28:00.000-08:002011-02-28T19:34:29.896-08:00The doctor is in ... her pocketA local surgeon is being investigated by the Singapore Medical Council for the outrageous bills she submitted to a member of the royal family of a nearby country. She claims she did nothing improper as she had an agreement with her fabulously wealthy patient.<br /><br />I suspect most people with a potentially life-threatening illness would agree to anything their doctor suggested, with her white coat and esoteric knowledge, especially given the mortal fear the patient must have been experiencing.<br />Just because your patient is rich, it is not OK to soak her. Not only did this doctor submit hefty bills for her own services, she inflated the bills she submitted on behalf of other doctors involved in the case. A $400 bill became $211,000, a $3,000 bill became $285,000.<br /><br />I was thinking this surgeon deserved to occupy the cell next to Bernie Madoff. But now, five of the eight doctors who had their bills surgically enhanced have filed affidavits swearing that there was nothing wrong with this practice.<br /><br />None of these doctors have been accused of wrongdoing, and it seems likely that they were unaware of the inflated billing. I wonder why they don’t see a problem? I can speculate on a number of reasons, but let’s assume they genuinely believe it is perfectly acceptable to take a $9,000 medical bill and increase it to $400,000. Doesn’t that worry you?<br /><br />This show of support for their colleague makes me worry that we may be on the verge of an epidemic of doctoritis grabyourcashis. <br /><br />Singaporeans, protect yourselves! Wash your hands and hold tightly to your wallets! Drink plenty of alkaline water – some doctors sell it on the side, so you can believe it works! And don’t brag about your cousin the sultan during your consultation, just mention your uncle Ah Seng the durian seller.David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5923671349215213263.post-62406449295428393272011-02-20T04:03:00.000-08:002011-02-20T04:05:09.209-08:00Congratulations to Andy HoStraits Times columnist Andy Ho, who writes on science and medicine, has been short listed by the Singapore Organization for Research on Relevant Issues (SORRI) for its “Person of the Year” Award. In recent weeks Dr Ho has written two impressive columns. The first recounted medical studies showing that acupuncture is no more effective than a placebo, and the second debunked astrology. With all the charlatans running amok on this island, it is a pleasure to see someone take a stand for science and reason. Well done, Dr Ho.David Goldwichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03603825409477443286noreply@blogger.com0